Naruto (idk what to call it) by kagura uchiha
Summary: Short story
Categories: Humor Characters: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 233 Read: 2377 Published: 10 Jan 2011 Updated: 10 Jan 2011

1. Chapter 1 by kagura uchiha

Chapter 1 by kagura uchiha

Naruto: Sakura! I brought you some muffins!

Sakura: Thanks Naruto. (she walks down the stairs.)

You can set them on the kitchen counter.

Naruto: Alrighty then. (Goes to walk into the kitchen, but stops in his tracks.)Sakura?

Sakura: Yes naruto. (Walks up to Naruto.)

Naruto: Why are you so fat?

Sakura: Naruto I am not fat, i am pregnant with a baby.

(Naruto looks confused)

Naruto: You ate a baby?

Sakura: No naruto I didn't eat a baby.

Naruto: Then why is there a baby in your tummy?

Sakura:Well.......

(10 minutes later)

Sakura: That is why I have a baby in my tummy.

Naruto: Your not pregnant your just trying to cover up that your fat.

Sakura: SASUKE! COME DOWN HERE FOR A SECOND!

( Sasuke walks downstairs)

Sasuke:Yes Sakura.

Sakura: Please explain to Naruto that I am pregnant not fat.

Sasuke: Naruto come with me into the living room.

Naruto: Alrighty.

(Naruto and sasuke walks in to the living room and sits down)

Sasuke: Alright Naruto. Sakura is not fat she is just pregnant with a baby.

Naruto: No she's fat sasuke.

(1 hour later)

(Naruto and Sasuke continue to argue)

Sakura: Naruto! Sasuke! Lunch is ready. It's Ramen

Naruto:YAY!

(Naruto and Sasuke go into the kitchen and sit down at the table)

Sasuke: Sakura I tried but no matter how much i told him he keeps saying your fat.

Sakura: Naruto

Naruto: Yes Sakura

Sakura: Your right I am fat.

Naruto:I told you now you have to explain that to sasuke.

(Naruto walks away with a bowl of ramen.)

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