1. Chapter 1 by kagura uchiha
Naruto: Sakura! I brought you some muffins!
Sakura: Thanks Naruto. (she walks down the stairs.)
You can set them on the kitchen counter.
Naruto: Alrighty then. (Goes to walk into the kitchen, but stops in his tracks.)Sakura?
Sakura: Yes naruto. (Walks up to Naruto.)
Naruto: Why are you so fat?
Sakura: Naruto I am not fat, i am pregnant with a baby.
(Naruto looks confused)
Naruto: You ate a baby?
Sakura: No naruto I didn't eat a baby.
Naruto: Then why is there a baby in your tummy?
Sakura:Well.......
(10 minutes later)
Sakura: That is why I have a baby in my tummy.
Naruto: Your not pregnant your just trying to cover up that your fat.
Sakura: SASUKE! COME DOWN HERE FOR A SECOND!
( Sasuke walks downstairs)
Sasuke:Yes Sakura.
Sakura: Please explain to Naruto that I am pregnant not fat.
Sasuke: Naruto come with me into the living room.
Naruto: Alrighty.
(Naruto and sasuke walks in to the living room and sits down)
Sasuke: Alright Naruto. Sakura is not fat she is just pregnant with a baby.
Naruto: No she's fat sasuke.
(1 hour later)
(Naruto and Sasuke continue to argue)
Sakura: Naruto! Sasuke! Lunch is ready. It's Ramen
Naruto:YAY!
(Naruto and Sasuke go into the kitchen and sit down at the table)
Sasuke: Sakura I tried but no matter how much i told him he keeps saying your fat.
Sakura: Naruto
Naruto: Yes Sakura
Sakura: Your right I am fat.
Naruto:I told you now you have to explain that to sasuke.
(Naruto walks away with a bowl of ramen.)