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Kagome gets the Inu gang to help her with her poetry homework.

Kagome -

Guys, for school I need . . .

Can you help me with this, please?

Poetry - haiku.

Poems of just three lines

syllables five seven five

of nature mostly.

~*~*~*

Inuyasha -

Uh, duh, I dun know . . .

What was this poetry thing?

What was that again?

~*~*~* 

Shippo -

Inuyasha's mean

When he bops me on the head

Kagome sits him.

~*~*~* 

Rin -

Run around the hill

See flowers, flowers, flowers

A great place to play!

~*~*~* 

Jaken -

Once I was a lord

Now follow Sesshoumaru

Reduced to nanny.

~*~*~* 

Miroku -

Monk's cursed hand gropes

reaches down to grasp her rear

red hand print on face.

~*~*~* 

Sango -

Touch me again, Monk

and your thick head will shortly

meet Hiraikotsu!

~*~*~* 

Sesshoumaru -

A lecherous monk

comedy of the absurd,

fondles taijiya.

An untrained miko

whields the shikon no tama

her power runs wild.

Disgusting hanyou,

lover of the zombie bitch,

my erstwhile brother.

~*~*~* 

Inuyasha -

Brother . . . naw . . . sister

Stuck up, prissy, girly man

Never gets my sword!

~*~*~* 

Kagome -

A loud clash of swords

Now friends we must end this game

Brothers fight again.