Disclaimer: Please don't sue me! I don't own Inuyasha nor do I clame to.... except in my random moment of insanity...*coughs* Uhm yah.... enjoy plz!

Inuyasha: Alright! Shut up everyone! Listen I'll go first, then Shippo, then Kagome, then Sango, and then Miroku.

Miroku: Hey why do I go last?

Inuyasha: Because you're a lech.

Miroku: Fine, be that way.

Inuyasha: Alright, now I'll just spin this bottle... *spins bottle*

Everyone: *silence*

Bottle: *lands on Sango*

Inuyasha: Sango, truth or dare?

Sango: Truth

Inuyasha: Would you..... uhm...... bare Miroku's children?

Sango: Only if he payed me.

Inuyasha: What a hooker

Sango: SHUT UP!

Shippo: Okay my turn *spins bottle*

Evereyone: *silence*

Bottle: Lands on Kagome

Shippo: Hah! Okay Kagome truth or dare?

Kagome: Dare

Shippo: I dare you to uh..... make me a sandwich?

Kagome: Oh okay sounds easy enough, oh wait.... I mean NO OH NO! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU A SANDWICH! *runs out of room*

Everyone: *silence*

Kagome: *chucks sandwich at Shippo's head* Here you go, Shippo!

Shippo: *wack!* OW!

Kagome: Okay my turn *spins bottle*

Everyone: *silence*

Bottle: *lands on Miroku*

Kagome: Perfect, muahahahahahaha! Woops, uh truth or dare?

Miroku: Dare

Kagome: I dare you to...... KISS INUYASHA!

Miroku & Inuyasha: WHAT THE!?!?!?!? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

Kagome: Dead serious

Inuyasha: That can be arranged

Kagome: *sweatdrops* Just do it

----------(5 seconds later)-----------

Inuyasha: BLAHHHHHHHH!

Miroku: BLAHHHHHHHHH!

Kagome: *laughs butt off* I-I can't beleive you actually did that!

Miroku & Inuyasha: *glare at Kagome*

Kagome: Ehahahah! Okay your turn Sango!

Sango: Okay *spins bottle*

Everyone: This is taking to long...

Bottle: *lands on Inuyasha*

Sango: *eyes darken* Truth or dare Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Truth wench

Sango: Have you ever thought about having children with Kagome?

Inuyasha: Why are you even asking me that??????

Sango: Come on we all know you love her! Like love love Kagome.

Kagome: *turns and blushes*

Inuyasha: Okay fine you want an answer!?!?!?!?!? YES YES YES!!!!!!!!

Kagome: SIT!!!!

Inuyasha: *WHAM*

Kagome: *runs out of room*

Inuyasha: GRRRRRR! I'll get you for that! *runs out of room too*

-------( 5 minutes later)-------

Miroku: Uh Inuyasha? Why is there lipstick all over your face?

Inuyasha: Uh.... what do you mean? *wipes lipstick off face*

Miroku: Never mind.... where's Kagome?

Inuyasha: Well uhm.... yah, about that!

Miroku: Don't tell me you-

Kagome: INUYASHA WHERE'S MY SHIRT!?!?!?!?!

Inuyasha: *looks at cloth in hand* O.O

Miroku: O.O

Sango: O.O

Kagome: Inu- O.o

Everyone: O.o O.O o.O o.o

Kagome: I think I'll be going now...

All: Yah, same here.

Cristin (Me): Hey... every.... one.... WTF!

The End