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Chap 3-WAR

Sesshomaru sat on his father’s chair, tapping his finger impatiently while Kagome stood across him, leaning against the office’s door.

“See what you’ve done to me you fool.” Sesshomaru mumbled as he looked up.

“Shut up dog! It’s all your fault” She snapped. They glared at each other then turned their heads to different directions as the same time.

“No doubt that InuYasha’s so kind and all, his brother took all the bad things” Kagome muttered under her breath. Unluckily for her, Sesshomaru had his reasons to be a youkai.

“Do not compare this Sesshomaru to that half-breed” He snapped angrily as grabbed the phone and threw at her.

And Kagome had her reasons to be a miko too, she dodged it easily. The phone flew pass her, headed the opened door…what…OPENED ???...and landed right on…InuTaisho’s head…there was a pause…

“THREE MONTHS NO SALARY FOR BOTH”

“Sir/father !!!” …


      Hours later…

“Just ‘cos that stupid dog…” Kagome mumbled as she stepped into a cellphone shop. Yeah, she needed a new cellphone thanks to that arrogant dog youkai…

“Hello miss, can I help you?” a man greeted her.

“Yea…I’m looking for something new, pretty and … hard to break” She sighed.

“Oh…so I guess your last one broke?”.

“In an accident.” She muttered.

“I see…So, how ‘bout this one? Nokia’s new produce, thin, pretty and strong. It’ll look great with someone as beautiful as you.” The man said with a wink as he took out a black cellphone. “This is the last black one we have here,they’re really rare”.

“Hey I like that one and thanks for the compliment.” She smiled and just about to took the phone as a hand jerked it from the man…a very familiar hand…


Sesshomaru was standing in a corner of a cellphone shop, looking for a new one, thanks for that insolent human wench when he heard the door opened, following by a very familiar voice. He turned his head, watching the conversation…

‘So that wench’s cellphone broke too huh’. He thought amusingly…’What? Hey I like that one too’. Then he used his demonic speed to take the cellphone from the man’s hands.


“Sesshomaru? What the hell are you doing here? And give me that back” Kagome snapped angrily, trying to snatch the phone from his hand.

“Yes, it’s me. I’m here to buy a cellphone and no, I’m not giving it back, I like it and I always have what I like.” He answered as he held the phone high, out of Kagome’s reach.

“What? But that’s mine. I saw it first and it’s the last one.” She gasped.

“That…sweetie…is one of the reasons I like it.” He smirked then turned to the counter, paid for the now HIS cellphone and left, leaving a very shock and angry Kagome behind.

“Did he just do that?” She turned and asked the man with a still shock face.

“I think so…” the man smiled nervously.

“And that’s the last one?”

“Unfortunately, yes.” He sighed “But hey, why don’t you try this. It’s a pink version of the black one he just took”.

“Wao!!! Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I love pink.” She jumped happily.

“I’m glad” The man smiled. The cellphones they just bought are a couple, that’s right, they were made for couples…but he know better than say it out loud…anyway, it’s business right?

Kagome took the phone from the man, paid for it at the counter then headed back to her pink car…yah, how she love pink, it’s make her feel happy even if there’re some arrogant dog youkai stuck in her life.

‘So he had his new cellphone. I’ll make sure it won’t new anymore.’ She thought and let an evil smile played on her lips.


Sesshomaru just finished his bath, lying on his kingsize bed, his new cellphone in his hands, smirking ‘Ha! That look on her face, priceless…’ His thought was cut in by the sound of his cellphone ringing. Looked at the ID number, he had no idea who is it, who’d call him in the middle of the night?

“Hello?” He decided to answered.

“Hello…Doggymaru right? You’re selling your car right?” An unfamiliar male voice answered.

“Sorry but you’ve dialed the wrong number.” He hung up angrily. ‘Stupid humans, youkai would never dial a wrong number’ he thought annoyingly as another ringing sound reach his ears. ‘What now?’.

“Hello?”

“Hi Doggymaru. I like your car and the price. Meet me at…” The voice was cut in by Sesshomaru’s hand pressed the off-button but it just lasted 3sec when his cellphone was ringing again.

“WHAT?” He shouted angrily.

“You’re Doggymaru? I’m…” Cut in again…

“Look look ! I’ve no idea who the hell is Doggymaru and what the hell is that car you’re talking about so leave me alone”.

“Huh? But you posted the message on the Sell&Buy web didn’t you?”

“What???” He asked unbelievable.

“The car’s picture, posted with your name and number…” Sesshomaru hung up, narrowed his eyes then jumped out of the bed, quickly ran to his laptop…

…”What the hell…” There it was, the picture of his car with a cat sat on it, below was his number under the name…Doggymaru???

“Wait a minute…” He narrowed his eyes dangerously “…this picture…that’s it…that wench took this picture when she saw that filthy cat jumped on my car…that wench…she did this.” He slammed his hands on the table angrily “That mean WAR”.

“I’m bringing sexy back, them other…” Not even bother to look at the ID number, he picked it up.

“WHAT?” He shouted.

“…” silent over the line.

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? I’M NOT SELLING THE FUCKING CAR SO GO TO THE FUCKING HELL !!!”

“…Sesshomaru…”

“Er…hello father…”

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Muhahaha I'm killing myself by writing this (laughing)

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